January 2011
Ke$ha is hideous.
Happy New Years.
Awkward Dick Clark time.
December 2010
Just got back to DC. 8-hour drive. Could go out...
Not a lot of people get the first chance that they...
Ro’s excellent argument against Vick/Chris Brown/Roethlesburger/etc’s second chances.
Drinking in guest bedroom of in-laws, looking at...
Mission: Fuck this.
Went into kitchen, told father-in-law I needed...
Mission: Housed.
My box of wine is in the kitchen...
…my father-in-law is in the kitchen. This is a 1AM dilemma I should not have to deal with.
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Just got burned in online poker.
So I'm drunk and hiding in the living room and my...
….and, honestly, I really l really like my in-laws but a week is waaaayyyyy too long.
Waaayyyyy too long.
EW give Annie Proulx's "Bird Cloud" a B+ and TI's...
Does “B” mean the same thing for all media? If so, EW, this is why I hate.
If Proulx gets a B, The Beatles’ “Revolver” should get a C. TI should get murdered.
Why do I read EW?
Why do I hate?
Single handedly put "Pursuit of Hapiness" on...
You’re welcome, Good Music.
"Mr. Pickles" is singing Alice In Chains.
Fuck this bar, we’re out.
Just sang "Billy Jean.""
Did not sound good. Shamone.
WatchNot part of our crew, guaranteed Twilight fan.
WatchKaraoke king, mother fuckers.
They rejected my request for Cee-Lo's "Fuck You."
Karaoke sold out.
WatchMy turn.
WatchOwned.
Snuck my brother-in-law in at karaoke.
“All My Exes Live in Texas.”. He’s gonna be pissed.
It's pretty crazy that my Tumblr has basically... →
I don’t think I missed a day, and almost every day has had some kind of picture associated with it. The enormity of this hit me when I needed to recall a certain date that something happened and Ro suggested I figure it out via my Tumblr…and it worked. My life has been very, very public for a year and three months.
“8 injured in horrifying ski lift accident.”
– Headline you wouldn’t read in Le Sahel.
Edit: My last post did NOT define poetic justice....
Vick's getting tooled by a Favreless Vikings.
This is the definition of poetic justice.
“Where we’re going, they don’t allow phones.”
– Back To The Future IV, wherein MJ Fox saves his daughter from life as a stripper.
WatchToo cold for the kids, so we stayed outside with a 20-year-old burton board with no bindings. Fun!
