February 2011
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Pop music is so f'ed right now
I hate to be the old man on Tumblr but SERIOUSLY…at least in my day we had Prince and Madonna and The Bangles and U2 when they were still kind of cool. All this generation has is a handful of Biebers and a bunch of people who’re all competing to be the next Cher.
And then there’s someone older than me saying, “PRINCE? Seriously? My pop band was the FUCKING BEATLES!”
They opened a CrossFit next to my Kung-Fu school...
Fist of facepalm, right here.
January 2011
“AMEN AND AMEN. GOD BLESS PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN.”
– From Freeper rep-always, commenting on the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act being declared unconstitutional by a Federal Judge in Florida.
Not Ronald Reagan, in case you’re wondering (link).
(via freepers)
I’m not going to reblog every comment I’m posting, but FreeRepublic...
“Raped by her boyfriend, with whom she is still living? Around here, I refer to...”
– From Freeper Henkster, commenting on the House Republicans’ plans to redefine rape (link). (via freepers)
“He was just there for the seminar.”
– From Freeper Crawdad, in response to a man being arrested with explosives at a Michigan Mosque (link). (via freepers)
Late Friday I decided to take the plunge and start the FreeRepublic comment blog thing.
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Found myself reading HuffPo. Realized I probably...
Good week ahead, I’m sure. I’m getting a haircut!
thewordunheard replied to your post:Ro makes fun of my Maggie Gyllenhaal crush. But I submit as evidence:
“Happy Endings” is a good movie for Maggie crush cultivation. Her character’s a bitch but she’s pretty sexy.
And Stranger Than Fiction. She’s a sexy baker/business owner that somehow compliments Will Ferrell and makes him likable?
Done and done.
Ro makes fun of my Maggie Gyllenhaal crush. But I...
1) Secretary
2) Secretary, also.
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A year ago today I was watching Avatar.
Grouponed
Ro and I like to eat out a lot so Groupon and Living Social were basically the best things to ever happen to our wallets. We’re usually pretty good at using them as quick as we buy them but every once and a while a month comes along like this one where we need to use 3 or 4 Groupons a week just so they won’t expire. So that’s why this weekend we ate at Mad Hatter for dinner on...
Ro's trying to convince me that The Beatles...
I know she’s wrong, but she has lyrics and everything. And they’re not that bad.
Woke up early this morning and finished up a comic...
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(Oh, and comic book Jennifer Connelly makes it...
I bet you didn’t know Michael Cera was the baby in Labyrinth, did you?
Alright, Labyrinth comics enjoyed. We're off to...
Love the Kroll.
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Oh man, The Mechanic was so awesomely ridiculous.
Ben Foster for president of my heart.
“Though hardly an “authority,” (I’ve only been studying the “Religion...”
– From Freeper Conservative Vermont Vet, who studied Islam for 18 months and now has a comment on America’s secret backing of Egyptian rebels (link). (via freepers)
Fell asleep in downstairs bedroom. Had a...
When I drink too much I get angry at fashion.
Can’t help it! But you mother fuckers shouldn’t be wearing turtle necks that look like labia, belts around your chest,or skinny jeans.
Cowboy shirts. That’s all you need to look and be awesome.
The tit size at Mad Hatter, DC is way bigger than...
Also, double lined short sleeve turtle neck? Asshole.
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Going back to Mad Hatter for dinner tonight. Got a...
But more importantly, this means back-to-back-to-back weekend nights in Dupont for Ro and I which is remarkable because we usually go into DC once a month at this point.
Look at us, all cosmopolitan and shit.
This is hugh and about to become series!
rmontcal:
EOM
My new catchphrase, by the way. I’m using it as foreplay.
“Well, you should always say the acronym out loud before you propose a name for a...”
– My boss, in a VERY CALM voice, commenting on someone’s proposed name for a new program that would have been acronymed as FCUMM.
“We need a study of assaults and incidents after one year. Then we need to ban...”
– From Freeper Benchim, commenting on the GAO report that states DADT costs the American tax payer $400-million (link). (via freepers)
“this is hugh and about to become series”
– From Freeper SE Mom, commenting on the Egyptian protests (link). (via freepers)
There’s just so much material on FreeRepublic to make fun of. So. Much.
“I refuse to take nutrition and fitness advice from a person who’s backside has...”
– From Freeper Gennie, commenting on Michelle Obama’s fitness program (link). (via freepers)
And away we go…
Fuck it, I'm starting that FreeRepublic blog....
Freeper Wisdom? From the Mouths of Morons? Should I go all meta and call it: Nobama and Hell-osi are DemocRATS?
I like the latter, personally.
I have a horrible habit of accidentally dropping...
I gave a talk at Olsson’s (RIP) once and someone asked me about the process of collaborating on a story with my cousin. I meant to say, “We beat ideas off each other,” which isn’t even the best response but I actually said, “We beat each other off.” The whole audience gasped and I tried to backtrack. This is a 100% true story and it can be validated, my friends...
He'll have a tough time coming in my backside.
Things you say while playing Risk.
