I think my mom just had a stroke.
10:48 am • 10 April 2013 • 6 notes
soooftkitty:
So I was on Neopet’s Twitter account and

‘Followed by Ellen DeGeneres.’
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9:45 am • 10 April 2013 • 2,212 notes
I asked my barber to take off the beard for the first time in maybe seven years? She said I’d look handsome with a mustache. I decided it’s time to try new things.
New dawn, new day.
10:11 am • 9 April 2013 • 5 notes
livejamie:
Anti-Drug Facebook photos from the Rolla, MO police department
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5:15 pm • 7 April 2013 • 12,163 notes
patloika:
You can never have enough firepower with Cable. #comics #xmen #cable
1:30 pm • 7 April 2013 • 13 notes