Tim Tebow used to write 316 on his eye black until the NFL told him not to. Last night, Tebow threw for 316 yards and managed to average an astounding 31.6 yards per pass. Naturally, fanatics are having a field day with this correlation while skeptics are saying it’s all coincidental. So, you may be asking, “What’s the relevance of the number 316?” Let me try to answer that question for you.
316 was the Ajira Airlines flight that disappeared while en route to Guam, inexplicably carrying six of the survivors of Oceanic Flight 815. Tim Tebow, who was the seventh survivor of the Oceanic 815 crash, is the only person who wasn’t on Ajira 316 and, instead, opted to start a career in professional football with the backing of some very powerful friends. When Ajira 316 disappeared, Tebow started writing 316 on his eye black and saying, “We have to go back!” at press conferences. In an effort to silence him, the NFL (which is owned by Widmore Corporation) refuses to let him wear the eye black and censors his comments on Ajira 316. With yesterday’s victory (which Tebow attributes to a man named “Jacob”), Tim hopes to shine a spotlight on the missing flight, what it means, and some “cave of light.”
Hope that clears it up for you all. The truth is out there, sheeple. Use your brain.
