Drunk Guy (Loudly to Drunk Friend): Did you hear they found this God particle?
Drunk Friend: No.
Drunk Guy: I don’t know what it is but it’s a big deal.
Me: It’s the Higgs Boson.
Drunk Guy: Yeah, Higgs. Do you know why they call it the God particle?
Me: Sort of, I guess. It’s kind of like the stem cell of particles…sort of.
Drunk Guy: I don’t like the sound of that.