Fire your designers, please.
I’m still on Wizard’s mailing list because I used to attend Wizard World Chicago (remember when that used to be the #2 behind San Diego?). I usually ignore their emails but this one was announcing Scott Bakula at Chicago so I said, “Quantum Leap with me!” and opened the email and saw this logo and went to the website and saw this header and just put my palm to my face and felt bad for the city of Chicago, the 1990s, Scott Bakula, tiny pouches, teeth saliva, and knee muscles on top of knee muscles.
I built a time machine and traveled back to the early 90s and slapped my teenaged self with my seven copies of X-Force #1 and then showed myself the website and said, “Look at what you made! Look. At. It.”
I quantum leapt, but changed nothing. Sorry, Scott. Sorry, Chicago.
