“Chad Ochocinco has officially changed his name back to Chad Johnson,” says a posting on Johnson’s website, ocnnreport.com.
“The main reason behind the name change was due to his marriage to Evelyn Lozada. The couple preferred Evelyn’s last name to be a real name and not the fun ‘Ochocinco’ character we have come to love,” the ocnnreport post says.”
I don’t have any words. This is ridiculous, we are ridiculous as a people.
From Chad Johnson nee Ochocinco nee Johnson’s Wikipedia Page:
Johnson and Lozada married on July 4, 2012. The day before the wedding, a fan reached out to Johnson on Twitter for prayers after losing her husband the previous month. Johnson, in return, invited her to an all-expenses-paid trip to the wedding.
We are living in the future, my friends. In the future.