“Um yes, excuse me, there appear to be some living microbes on my food and I’m a raw vegan, so….”
THE TRUE VEGANS!
I’m a level five vegan. I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow.
I don’t breathe any air that may have any microbes or microbe byproducts. Also, I don’t kill bacteria or viruses that’re in my body. Also, no oral sex.
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